Welcome to Fuckoffee
Welcome to Fuckoffee, a quirky café located in the heart of London at 429 Bethnal Green Road. This vibrant spot is designed for those seeking quality coffee and a relaxed atmosphere. Our unique name reflects our irreverent spirit, enticing visitors with a playful vibe. Customers rave about our exquisite oat flat whites, delectable pastries, and savory bites like tuna sandwiches that delight the senses. With a cozy interior, outdoor seating, and a dog-friendly environment, Fuckoffee is perfect for catching up with friends or working remotely. Join us for an unforgettable experience where humor meets exceptional coffee and community engagement.
Fuckoffee: Reviews & Ratings
Very chilled out spot. Quick service. Nice coffee.
Fab coffee ( oat flat white) Love the branding ... Was in the area looking for a coffee and the branding caught my eye! Great selection of pastries and croissants Friendly and good service Reasonably priced.
With a range of irreverent merch, great coffee, and service, free dog bowls & treats, indoor and outdoor seating, Wifi and power, where else would you want to chill, or catch up on social.
The staff were very friendly and engaging - appropriately suited to the nature of the cafe. The quirky products available were also as tongue in cheek as the shop name.
I absolutely enjoyed the coffee at this place – perfect for kickstarting your day! The curly girl won me over by explaining that the custard croissant tastes like “pastel de nata.” The tuna sandwich and the range of food options were also delightful. Thankfully, I discovered this gem after seeing the Poor Things movie. The polite and friendly staff, especially the curly girl, made my visits enjoyable. The place itself is cozy and nice, adding a good vibe to the experience! The music is fantastic. Oh, and it’s dog friendly!
A great cup of coffee, good cakes . Loved the posters and music. A great fun place in Bethnal Green. Only downside is death stairs down to the WC, where it could be a bit cleaner. Vegan and dog friendly too.
I love this coffee shop. Excellent coffee and all the baristas serve high quality drinks. They have been keeping a reasonable price for a long time which is great. Highly recommend if you want to chill and have good coffee.
Always a stop while I’m in London. Amazing drinks and they have la marzocco coffee machines. Score that they also have vegan options! The staff is very friendly and helpful. Also if you buy a big bag of coffee you get a coffee free
Location
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429 Bethnal Grn Rd, London E2 0AN, United Kingdom Hotline:
Welcome to the vibrant and irreverent world of Fuckoffee, located at 429 Bethnal Green Road, London. This isn’t just a café—it’s a delightful haven for coffee enthusiasts and casual diners alike. With its playful name and uniquely curated vibe, Fuckoffee stands out as one of the most exciting spots in the neighborhood.
As soon as you step through the doors, you're embraced by a cozy atmosphere accentuated by friendly faces eager to serve. Many customers rave about the quick service and the relaxed ambiance, perfect for anyone wanting to unwind or catch up on work. With indoor and outdoor seating available, it’s an ideal spot for both the busy professional and the laid-back visitor.
The menu captures attention not just for its charm but also for its quality. Whether you are in the mood for a rich coffee or craving something hearty, you’ll find both at Fuckoffee. From their standout French fries masterfully crafted for a satisfying crunch to healthier options like the Caesar salad, there's something for every palate.
- Coffee: Their coffee offerings, including the celebrated oat flat white, have earned rave reviews, consistently praised for quality and flavor.
- Pastries: The selection includes tempting pastries and croissants that complement your drink perfectly, such as the custard croissant which has been described as tasting like “pastel de nata.”
- Dog-Friendly: An added bonus: the café welcomes your furry friends with complimentary dog bowls and treats, making it a perfect destination for dog owners.
- Vibrant Merch: The cafe's quirky merchandise aligns with its cheeky branding, providing patrons with fun, irreverent souvenirs to remember their visit.
Customer experiences highlight not only the excellent food and drink but also the engaging and friendly staff who create an inviting atmosphere. The vibe feels upbeat, with fantastic music enhancing the experience. One customer noted how the staff made their visits memorable, particularly mentioning the assistance from a curly-haired team member who recommended menu favorites.
In a city bustling with coffee shops, Fuckoffee establishes itself as a must-visit location. Whether you’re looking to smoothly kickstart your day with a perfect cup of joe, enjoy a satisfying meal, or simply chill in great company, Fuckoffee does not disappoint. Stop by and see why this quirky café has captured the hearts of so many!